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Jepsen-ed

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.
Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"
by RayneBeau November 5, 2012
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Moth-ed

to be attacked by a winged insect know as a moth. the moths' preferred choice of attack will always be ambush. However, there are two different types of ambush attacks that the moths practice, the quick attack, or the drawn out attack. Quick attacks are when a moth hits the face or other body part of a person and then retreats. Long drawn out attacks are the same as the moths' quick attack method, but repeated multiple times and are not always an isolated attack on one body part.
I hate sitting outside at night because I am always the first person to be moth-ed!
by plasticpotato July 31, 2012
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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
by littledeath August 19, 2012
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gop-ed

80's Irish punk slang.
used originally to describe music/musicians
now used to describe something as very pleasing.
ACDC are a gop-ed band.
by everything everything November 1, 2011
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ed ball

when someone is acting retarded when its so simple
"Click the login button"
"Where?"
"U fucking ed ball"
by ew6 March 17, 2023
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Dodd 'ed

Getting Dodd 'ed....the word itself is Similar to "dotted" as in getting your I dotted, except totally different. Getting Dodd 'ed means a guy who comes over to see you for sex only a couple times a week or month, and when he cums, he says OH YEAH BABY HERE I GO, and when he leaves, he makes a straight line (not dotted) to another female to Dodd her P also. "OH YEAH!" He just goes around Dodd ing all the lady's P's. munching and punching. and its starts over again and again, sort of like being Rick Rolled.
She thought she had her a good man, but to her dismay, he was just Dodd 'ing her.

He Dodd 'ed her so many times, she ran out of lube

He Dodds like a Rabbit
by theblogking March 18, 2023
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does me ed in

The reaction of modern man to a messages or instruction longer than one short sentence.
All this writing it does me ed in
by rickyness March 28, 2023
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