Cooked cunt

Someone that is fried on drugs, usually meth or weed. Often looks and acts mentally disabled.

"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"

Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"

by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015

cunt dracula

The name given to a guy that eats out a girl's cunt when she has her period.

My girlfriend is on her period, but I will still eat her out, I am cunt dracula.

by UrbanTony February 28, 2009

dog cunt

aussie slang term for someone who stabs their mates in the back

(old mate) a: "i think damo's been (rooting) my sister!"

old mate b: "what a fucking dog cunt!"

by bigdudeydude July 4, 2017

manc cunt

noun; A supporter of Manchester United Football Club. A resident of Manchester.

"Lets fucking 'ave it you manc cunts."

by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

Beloved Cunt

What?! It was a typo!

Larry: It's supposed to be "beloved aunt" not beloved cunt!

Cheryl's Father: Don't keep saying it!

by Schmuck Fuck Lawyer June 15, 2011

hunt for the cunt

when any virgin teenage boy is on the quest to be laid

jack: so jim what you up too these days?

jim: well ive been trying to lose my virginity, it hasn't been working out so far

jack: ahh so the hunt for the cunt has come up dry.

by the sex jesus November 15, 2009

cunt slugger

Somebody who is a veritable warrior when it comes to pounding pussy.

You should have see Ron Jeremy in that flick, man that dude is a bonafide cunt slugger if ever I saw one.

by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007