just off the boat

naive, simple

He acts like he is just off the boat.

by Choonik Kwon January 6, 2004

White people boats

Kayaks

Let's go down the river in our white people boats.

by ValC July 23, 2014

I know boats

a know all, after a tv ad for a range of clothing.

guy loading people on to a boat
another guy comes up and comments on how many people the 'captain' is loading, to which the captain replies 'don't talk to me about boats, I know boats'

the captain steps onto the now overloaded boat and goes straight thru the deck.

person 1 'are you sure you know how to wire up that house'

person 2 'yeah it's simple, it's just some wires'

person 1 'i know boats'

by jcrc45 May 17, 2009

French Motor Boat

While having a bowl of milk, dipping the male genitals into the bowl your partner then proceeds to blow bubbles in the milk bowl with a straw.

"Dude, I got a French Motor Boat ride last night. Whatchou know about that holmes."

by Al Dreiberg October 9, 2008

The Little Man in The Boat

The little man in the boat is a term used to describe a woman's clitoris

She likes to tickle the little man in the boat

by Tittsworth & Grabbe June 4, 2018

Luna's Boat Song

*To the other person to write a definition* Yes it is a good song and the game is the shit but this isn't the place for those kinds of "definitions"... ;D

Example of what I'm talking about:

See Neverwinter Nights. Yes the game is the shit but it isn't the place for that.

by Demonic Crusader July 21, 2004

Chinese Row Boat

Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.

Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.

Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Row Boat was better than the actuall sex.

by S to the G August 29, 2008