satanic blowjob

when you light your penis on fire and tell a bitch to put it out by giving you sloppy toppy

My mates and I went to Amsterdam one time and I got my first satanic blowjob (receiving end praise satan)

by Anita Satanic Blowjob May 22, 2025

Steak & blowjob day

14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you

Yo dude you busy this Saturday?

Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too

by Notwhoyouthink11 January 18, 2019

Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.

Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow”

by Dus71n March 8, 2023

farmers blowjob

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock

Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!

by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022

blowjob sampson

When Mile Ryan proceeds to perform fellatio vigorously until his mouth becomes dry.

Yo, I told dat fool to give me a blowjob sampson, and he obliged. Afterwards, he needed a Gatorade because his mouth was so dry.

by El Conquistador20139 December 20, 2013

Poseidon`s blowjob

pooping in the ocean

Q: What were you doing in the ocean for so long
A: I was just pooping, doing a Poseidon`s blowjob if you will

by AP9910 March 22, 2024

Christmas Eve Blowjob

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024