beat meaner

It's when you get a "boner" from being pissed off and proceed to masturbate out of frustration.

I want to get in a fight so bad I have a meaner. I'll go beat meaner.

by cy-chan December 15, 2018

beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

I’d beat

A comment used to inform people that you would have sexual relations with said person

She’s ugly but her pussy is good, I’d beat.

by Licky meballs May 24, 2018

Beat the Rap

To get the criminal charges levied against you dropped by the Prosecution, Judge or Jury in Court.

His luck seems never ending, he beat the rap again.

by edification nation September 15, 2021

beat bugging

To persistently stare at someone in a threating or demeaning manner.

Guy 1:yo man, that guy’s been beat bugging me all night.
Guy 2: oh really? Who?
Guy 1:that guy in the black shirt with the blue cap.
Guy 2: motherfucker that your reflection!

by *insertsomethingcreativehere* July 6, 2018

Butlins or beats

A twisted game in which a gaggle of hardened stoners continue to smoke a cannabis cigarette far beyond its intended end point. The game ends when said cannabis cigarette is extinguished naturally due to lack of burnable material left - the stoner who happens to be holding the spliff when this happen is then administered a viscous yet jovial beating by the rest of the group.

Stoner Joey: ' gee that butlins that stoner Rob is smoking looks to have extuinguished itself!'
Stoner Joey to group: 'We're playing butlins or beats, lets beat him boys!'

by MarcBlade March 4, 2017

Beat Friend

A friend that isn't worth the spell correct to make it "BEST". Ahhahah Dills

I guess Facebook thinks he's my beat friend.

by Dillm February 10, 2019