Smell a beating

When you hear a sibling or another child speak in a tone toward an authority figure in which you can sense/feel that they are about to get an ass beating of a life time.

Jerry- I HATE YOU BITCH
ME- “I smell a beating”

by StaplesXD July 9, 2022

Beating the Fushman

The act of spanking ur crank. This isn’t just regular jerking off this is the type where ur at ur friends house and ur in the bathroom wacking the fuck out of ur fushman

i was beating the fushman and ms messer was flicking my bean

by Niccalips May 3, 2020

beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

I’d beat

A comment used to inform people that you would have sexual relations with said person

She’s ugly but her pussy is good, I’d beat.

by Licky meballs May 24, 2018

Beat Friend

A friend that isn't worth the spell correct to make it "BEST". Ahhahah Dills

I guess Facebook thinks he's my beat friend.

by Dillm February 10, 2019

Butlins or beats

A twisted game in which a gaggle of hardened stoners continue to smoke a cannabis cigarette far beyond its intended end point. The game ends when said cannabis cigarette is extinguished naturally due to lack of burnable material left - the stoner who happens to be holding the spliff when this happen is then administered a viscous yet jovial beating by the rest of the group.

Stoner Joey: ' gee that butlins that stoner Rob is smoking looks to have extuinguished itself!'
Stoner Joey to group: 'We're playing butlins or beats, lets beat him boys!'

by MarcBlade March 4, 2017

Beat Knees

Sex between humans, insertion of the male's erect penis into the female's vagina is followed by rhythmic thrusting usually culminating in orgasm;

Lovers beat knees every chance that they get.

by Rappin Grandma June 24, 2015