Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.

I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.

by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2018

Flickin bean

To flick one's bean until orgasm occurs.

I've Been flickin bean all day.

by Magic beanster July 11, 2018

freezin beans

used for somthing even more awsome than what would be considered "Cool Beans"

Guy1: Dude that concert was cool beans last night!
Guy2: no man, it wasnt cool beans, it was FREEZIN BEANS!

by theawsome dude mang October 01, 2009

gay bean

a very gay person with a bean shaped head

man that guy over there is a gay bean

by cocksuckerballsack69 January 27, 2022

Fried Bean

The post orgasm, swollen clitoris. Sensitive to the touch and can no longer be stimulated.

I just frigged myself to three orgasms. I got one fried bean.

Rachel passed out last night after I rubbed her to orgasm. Yea I gave her one fried bean.

That three way last night left Cindy with a fried bean and one sore pussy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

Bean Bonnet

The female clitoral hood. The skin covering the clitoris.

I pulled back her bean bonnet and exposed her engorged clit.

My girlfriend loves sucking on my bean bonnet. It’s so meaty.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Smol Bean

The people who bully you in Royale High and say you look like a Barbie/Slender

Don't be fooled by their short stature or their ugly hoodies and poor people accessories, these girls/boys are VICIOUS.

My sister: Oh wow did you see that Smol Bean over there?
Me: Yeah..they're so ugly and had the nerve to call me a Barbie..smh.

by Gracemeow January 24, 2021