Dirt Wizard

Long haired dudes into stoner metal who have an interest in choppers and vans. Tattoos typical, a job in the service industry common.

Man, Billy is becoming such a dirt wizard.

by Becky Black April 26, 2025

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Grand Wizard

A guy at your school called Bennett. hes racist, antisemitic, homophobic, and a chill guy. Hes also gay asf.

“Yo Grand Wizard just asked me out, hes so gay for me”
“You talking about Bennett?”
“Yeah”

by freakybraybray May 2, 2025

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Cig wizard

One who has surmounted the ways of the cigarette.

"That man there, hes...the cig wizard"

This title is occupied by one man...

by cig wizard February 28, 2026

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Shit Wizard

just another word for a plumber. Simple as that.

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"

by mr.balls. September 22, 2025

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Someone with a touch of the tism, but in kind of a cool, mysterious way. He’s not a normal wizard (those are weird), he’s from space. There’s something a little bit off, but you can’t exactly put your finger on it.

Did you see that dude sitting at the bar with the Pujols jersey? Buddy’s gotta be a space wizard.

by chiefpickles September 25, 2025

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