Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

shi-turn

When the next turn is already deemed bad, or shitty, or when the remaining turns are bad options

Who's shi-turn is next?

by Cartmanshaout November 1, 2021

turning circles

Chemically murdered. Brain dead from doing too much drugs that night.

I've hit this so much I'm turning circles!

by Nikkis cousin September 11, 2021

Bitches Turn Into My Fans

When a person/persons talks bad about you and strongly dislikes you until something interesting/clout related thing happens to you

Why is she videoing her hoco proposal, she didn't like her before. Funny how bitches turn into my fans

by coolkid2781 September 25, 2021

turn down the tude

meaning: the attitude in the room is too high so turn it down a notch

person 1: ew she looks so ugly
person 2:hew bud, turn down the tude

person 1:oh okay 👍

by yeetyeet420skrt September 30, 2021

Turn the fucking AC down

A phrase commonly used in the Mcjuggernuggets series "My Virtual Escape". In the series, the characters often interact with on another in a VR world/alternate dimension known as "EVE" which is controlled by The Overlord. The joke is that the world is very cold and since The Overlord runs it they want him to turn the air down.

Yo when you see The Overlord tell him to turn the fucking AC down.

by The MGV July 16, 2021