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Tube Jockey

A person who finds extreme pleasure in riding a penis.
Hey Look at Jim go! I always knew he was a Tube Jockey!
by Tubejockey February 11, 2022
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Boob-Tube

The ability for a female to keep her boobs perky. As if she were wearing an invisible tube top.
"Did you see Dixie's boobs?"
"Yeah, they looked different"
"I think she broke her Boob-Tube.. Her boobs are hanging down to her belly button!"
by Ginjabrd November 21, 2020
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Jiffy Tube

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.
Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.
by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018
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Corona fuck tube

When you stick your flaccid penis into a empty (or full) corona bottle and get hard. This causes your penis to get stuck and the only way out is by breaking the bottle or cumming in your corona.
Guy1: dude my girlfriend made me do the corona fuck tube last night

Guy2: damn, how many cuts did you get? Or did you have to drink cumrona?
by Abe2608 March 27, 2020
mugGet the Corona fuck tubemug.

Double-Tubing

When someone is sitting in front large screen watching a YouTube video while simultaneously surfing YouTube on a laptop, phone, or tablet. This is Double-Tubing. It's great when deep-diving into a particular subject.
I always enjoy double-tubing when I need extra stimulation, or when I'm obsessed with a particular subject.
by Sparky Lightbulb June 22, 2022
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Toilet-tubeing

The sound a fart makes while you're in a toilet.
I'm sick of this boy, Toilet-tubeing, It's like a disgusting opera of fart.
by EmJayee April 27, 2022
mugGet the Toilet-tubeingmug.

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