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Pick Her Ring

A man who hooks up with a woman who is already taken by another man, with no regard for the couples relationship.
When her husband left for work the Pick Her Ring went to their house and made his move on the wife.
by McSliz October 5, 2016
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Picking up the plywood

Picking up the plywood: I am going to Joe's house later to pick up the plywood
by Olian October 9, 2016
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: PICK UP ARTISTRY: The First Juvenile Release For Neurolinguistic Programming.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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Picking their dicks

The act of sitting around with your friends or colleagues and wasting time, especially when using your jock brain.
Those guys had no ambition or hustle. They just sat around all day picking their dicks.
by Bill Willcox March 6, 2017
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Pick-me American

A Pick-me American is someone who feels insecure or ashamed for being an American citizen and dunks on the US and fellow Americans to get validation from people in other countries. Some will make videos on social media, blanketing the whole US as a monolithic hellhole with no diversity in state, culture, or ethnicity. They harmfully project their personal experience like it's true everywhere in the States. This creates a false view of Americans abroad, even if it's skewed by Pick-me's self-hatred, causing prejudice or misunderstanding about Americans or the US. Pick-me's have a rose-colored lens when viewing the world vs. the US and tend to cherry-pick topics. They think culture (European)abroad is only authentic. Ignoring cultures like Appalachian, Cajun, Tejano, and indigenous people whose history is older than the founding of the US because it's not Eurocentric. Nothing validates them more than having Europeans agree with them while they bash other Americans. Some pick-me's try hard to show how un-American they are, but when they say something stupid or false and get called out, they say, "I'm just an American🤪" to save themselves.

Americans who want to travel or move abroad are fine. What's wrong is Americans who go abroad and say they're Canadians, bash fellow Americans, or apologize for being born in the US. The US and its people aren't perfect, but what you see online can be skewed to show the bad and wrong, ignoring the good aspects, of which there are many!
Pick-me American examples

Vanessa said calmly, " I don't know why the US always has to be different from the rest of the world. Unlike other Americans; I use metric, not imperial!"

Other Americans watching this pitiful display." Who is going to tell her that we actually use a mixed system like Canada and the UK and use Metric for things such as science, etc, and use US customary, not imperial."

An American Tiktoker trying to earn pity points"Stupid Americans, it's so horrible how they want to put hot sauce on a schnitzel they paid for!"

only to delete her post after getting called out by others.
by Just a normal American April 4, 2024
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Pick me girl

From the word, it's a pick me, someone who is rather... Weird. Someone who wants the boy's attention, like ok Emily hitting on your brother is cool and all but uh... No.
Olivia is SUCH a pick me girl oh my god!
by xenisaskrunklefr October 16, 2022
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