Richard Harold Pirington

Likes Aunt Cass, urinates in rivers frequently. Has 4356 pictures of Aunt Cass on his PC and has an unhealthy amount of Beyblades and drinks too much coke. Sucks at Fortnite.

Richard Harold Pirington you absolute albino gorilla

by Aunt Cass' Toes May 3, 2022

richard woolf

A stubby circumcised potato cock

Girl: he was a 6/10 before we got back to tamarama and I saw his Richard Woolf. He's a strong 1/10

by the pitbull April 16, 2015

richard gilmore

Richard Gilmore a guy who’s obsessed with golf and annoying his daughter every time she has Friday night dinner

Example Richard:your gay

Lorelei:Richard get here now,Richard Gilmore is annoying

by Gilmoredays February 26, 2022

Why Can't You Females Ride Genitals For Richard, Timothy, And Gunther

Why Can't You Females Ride Genitals For Richard, Timothy, And Gunther

Why Can't You Females Ride Genitals For Richard, Timothy, And Gunther

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Richard

Richard , if you ever come across a Richard , beware, bitty eyes, lousey lover,kisses ok, small penus, and cant give you any altimate orgasms..a Richard can be kind and somewhat feminine..

Oh here comes Richard , run hide

by suumbeeech May 17, 2018

Richard

A weak lumberjack with a beard and a cow that has a mom tattoo who was in jail

Wow have you seen Richard he is a very weak lumberjack

by Maegan... <3 September 12, 2021

Richard

A generic term used for a morbidly obese security officer who lacks the social skills and charisma to actually get laid. One who is quite possibly a closer homosexual who craves the mighty peen. He is also a religious zealot who denies science and logic when it precludes his beliefs in a false God.

SO1: Man, that guy is a real Richard.
S02: Why's that man?

S01: He really has a thing for another guy but is too shy and his fat folds prohibit him from confessing his love to the younger Richard.
S02: He just needs to come out of the closet. It's 2019 man. He needs to just face the REAL facts and stop making them up as he goes.

S01: Yeah, I know right? We both know there are like unlimited genders and he just can't accept it.

S02: Yeah man, he needs to drop that fat so he can finally see his dick.

by \ O(W)O / December 12, 2019