During anal sex, after pulling out completley either accidental or intentional, the accidental brushing of the vaginal area with the penis during the process of reinsertion.
by Sinmatic May 28, 2016
Get the brown clippingmug. Browning yourself:
#1 craping yourself. laying shit in your trousers. drop a loaf of shit in your pants.
#2 scared the crap out of yourself.
#3 so amazed you shit yourself.
#1 craping yourself. laying shit in your trousers. drop a loaf of shit in your pants.
#2 scared the crap out of yourself.
#3 so amazed you shit yourself.
ever had one of those times from out of nowhere you have to make a monster doo? I had one of those the other day while I was organizing boxes at my storage unit, and with no place to go I thought I was going to brown myself until I scavenged some napkins out of the taco sacks in my car, pulled the door shut on the unit and went to browntown in an empty moving box. talk about a moving experience.
Then, after busting a loaf I about browned myself again when the door on the unit wouldn't open. All I could imagine was the look on some chaps face in the morning when they show up and let me out with my box of deux.
Then, after busting a loaf I about browned myself again when the door on the unit wouldn't open. All I could imagine was the look on some chaps face in the morning when they show up and let me out with my box of deux.
by thespecialedge February 22, 2011
Get the Browned myselfmug. A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
Get the Brown Rippermug. When somebody (usually a child) shits in a swimming pool and the poo gets stuck in the overflow-gratings.
Lifeguard (during and announcement): "... and please watch out for the poo in the gratings, we stil haven't managed to wash it out yet... sorry! Just look out for the brown grids!..."
by Ibanezdudecons January 25, 2009
Get the Brown Gridmug. Brown style Ale brewed and bottled by Frosty Balls Brewery located in Chico, California. frosty beer brewery balls drink
by FrostyBB April 16, 2010
Get the Brown Frostmug. A drinking game in which a shot is placed in the centre of a table. The designated spinner then places a fork in their bum and spins round and round. Once the fork falls out, whomever it points at does the shot and smells the fork.
“Shall we invite David over for a game of brown fork?”
“Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”
“Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”
by The Prince of Oxford August 31, 2021
Get the brown forkmug. Results: the walk of shame
After Jared’s evening of taco tuesday the aroma of ground pepper brought along a sneeze that had an extra surprise that resulted in a brown sneeze
After Jared’s evening of taco tuesday the aroma of ground pepper brought along a sneeze that had an extra surprise that resulted in a brown sneeze
by Im going to die #coronavirus69 January 29, 2020
Get the Brown Sneezemug.