Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
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Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.
1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.
by HumaneAnimal December 25, 2017
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Santa's Chimney

The act of urinating after a hellacious night of raw, rough, delicious, pasionate SEX.
I missed the toilet this morning because I had a bad case of Santa's Chimney.
by Mavrick and Goose November 28, 2007
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Santa Maria di Castellabate

il posto migliore per gli amici
andiamo a Santa Maria di Castellabate per incontrare i nostri amici
by s.massimo April 12, 2020
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Jaden Santa

Jaden Santa is so gay that he is gayer than the gayest man on earth
by Kinkysauce3000 October 19, 2019
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jaden Santa

fuck you jaden santa you are stupid and retarted you smell like poop i hope you die of depression overdose when Minecraft steve rejects your stupid love that nobody wants not even the lonliness man on earth wants it, oh wait that's you jaden santa.
jaden santa is so stupid his dumb hair probably tastes like stale avacado
by Kinkysauce3000 October 25, 2019
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Operation Santa Claus

Secretly placing tracking devices in 500 different gifts, then dropping them off at all the registered Toys for Tots bins in the State of New Jersey. Next, sit back and watch.
Operation Santa Claus was a slam dunk, since the tags wouldn't be discovered until the operation was over.
by Tin Man 8 October 30, 2022
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