Santa flaws

1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.

2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.

1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.

2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.

by HumaneAnimal December 25, 2017

Santa's Chimney

The act of urinating after a hellacious night of raw, rough, delicious, pasionate SEX.

I missed the toilet this morning because I had a bad case of Santa's Chimney.

by Mavrick and Goose November 28, 2007

Santa Maria di Castellabate

il posto migliore per gli amici

andiamo a Santa Maria di Castellabate per incontrare i nostri amici

by s.massimo April 12, 2020

Midwest Santa

When someone brings a case of beer over to your house for a party, drinks one, and leaves the rest in your fridge.

"damn, Brian left 4 bottles of Bud light in the fridge"
"MF is always pulling a Midwest Santa"

by Melvin2366 April 02, 2023

Jaden Santa

Is extremely gay

Jaden Santa is so gay that he is gayer than the gayest man on earth

by Kinkysauce3000 October 19, 2019

jaden Santa

fuck you jaden santa you are stupid and retarted you smell like poop i hope you die of depression overdose when Minecraft steve rejects your stupid love that nobody wants not even the lonliness man on earth wants it, oh wait that's you jaden santa.

jaden santa is so stupid his dumb hair probably tastes like stale avacado

by Kinkysauce3000 October 25, 2019

Operation Santa Claus

Secretly placing tracking devices in 500 different gifts, then dropping them off at all the registered Toys for Tots bins in the State of New Jersey. Next, sit back and watch.

Operation Santa Claus was a slam dunk, since the tags wouldn't be discovered until the operation was over.

by Tin Man 8 October 30, 2022