Tie a towel around your neck, hold your scepter (penis), sit on your throne (toilet), and drop the crown jewels (poop).
by Draenoss November 04, 2023
When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
by uknationalist1995 October 01, 2022
Home boy 1: Yo Jerome, you good dawg?
Home boy 2: Nah boy I'm royally doinked
Home boy 1: whatchu mean
Home boy 2: how the hell they fit a whole watermelon in a can?
Home boy 2: Nah boy I'm royally doinked
Home boy 1: whatchu mean
Home boy 2: how the hell they fit a whole watermelon in a can?
by Vanilla jello puddin pops July 15, 2019
by Brit Oxford November 23, 2021
"I thought I needed to do a dump, but instead i just did a fart" "Man you've just done a royal fart!"
by cuntboy327 February 27, 2015
The Royale High Official News Server is a server that lets you know about all the latest royale high news. It's owned by not_rat. (zack), butterscqtch (star), and the staff are bibivengenes, cryingcowboy, karomelle, lovely_coment, fl1ghtl3ssdr4g0n, orphe3us, radientredprincess3, st4arx.
It is one of the best servers to join if you want quick and fast news, kind and funny people to talk to, good farming advice, and an overall fun time!
It is one of the best servers to join if you want quick and fast news, kind and funny people to talk to, good farming advice, and an overall fun time!
by lula123456789098765 October 21, 2023
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