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Relationship

We don't have one. You're stealing from me and what you have stole is worth more than anything you can producing. My shortcomings aren't the reason you are not paying me. The reason you are not paying me is that the second you do, you stop being the thing you are claiming to be immediately. You want me to have to argue with myself (which I'm not) because after I get the credit I deserve you won't even be able to argue with YOUR-self. It will be undeniable that the idea that your wife is fucking you because you're the best man around is a delusion.
Hym "Was it Albert Camus who said 'The human is the only creature who refuses to be what he is?' This is you refusing to be what you are and me being obstructed from being what I am. I'm refusing to accept your worldview as legitimate (because it isn't. It's fallacious and solipsistic) while continue to delude yourself. We don't have a relationship. If the world improves it isn't going to be Alex's YouTube channel that does it. It's going to be the fact that HYM IAM figured out how to make a usable 'AI' and he did it with an audience."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Forbidden Love relationship

This is when a adult have a romantic relationship with a minor or underage person or a kid. You can but you can’t do anything sexual with this minor until she’s the legal age of consent or their parents consent to the two of you marriage and you get married. So basically kissing and hugging and cuddling but be careful of cuddling that nothing sexual is about it. Including sensitive areas.
I had a forbidden love relationship with this five year old girl since she was 5 years old and had to wait 13 years later before we can get married and have sex. All we did was kiss and we still happy in love 40 years later. Faithful and don’t ever cheat on each other with many children who are all stars and the greatest kids ever.
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Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 July 25, 2016
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Alternative Relationship

Any relationship between individuals that does not conform to traditional hetero normal social standards of a monogamous marriage between a man and a woman. Alternative Relationships include but are not limited to people in same-sex marriages, the polyamorous, swingers, a-sexual partnerships, well as relationships based on power exchange, fetishes, or historic relationship archetypes such as 1950s Households.
Doug's parents were shocked when they learned that he was bisexual and polyamorous. Doug explained that there were many types of Alternative Relationship types today besides traditional marriage.
by Zev- August 3, 2022
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Hot Dog Relationship

When people are in a high school relationship, but one of them has committed to a college that the other is not going to. Now they have a maximum amount of time together.
Mario got passed when Bella said she committed to Wyoming, entering a hot dog relationship.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse July 28, 2023
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Relationship

Something you and I will both never be in I mean look at me waisting my time writing about it and your waisting your time reading
Me: I think relationships are so cute
Friend: well you’ll never be in one so hush
by Hi your gay :) June 4, 2021
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Jelled a relationship

To lie about a relationship
Person 1: Did you know Felicity jelled a relationship?
Person 2: I knew it!
by j_dagawddd January 16, 2017
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