When you are having a blow job and you going to came,aim for the eye and kick the girl in the leg.She will start moving and running around the roon like a pirate
by limpyng pirate March 17, 2017
Get the limpyng piratemug. A man’s penis that has had sex with a woman and was not washed after he was done, then the man uses it to have sex with another woman immediately thereafter. Refers to when pirates would plunder villages, having sex with multiple women and not washing in between before going back out to sea.
Marty f^cked that girl then went straight home and gave his wife Krista some pirate d*ick.
He didn’t shower first?
Nah. He gave her that pirate dick.
He didn’t shower first?
Nah. He gave her that pirate dick.
by Batman & Bongo August 10, 2023
Get the Pirate dickmug. During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.
by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017
Get the Flood Piratemug. Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissed, he let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..
by Whosthedirtysavior October 2, 2022
Get the Alabama piratemug. by fastenfurryous February 14, 2012
Get the Hooker Piratemug. Someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. This person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking spaces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few spaces.
I can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it's the one area downtown with free spaces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block--any open spaces are gone within a minute.
by JenDizzle March 6, 2012
Get the parking piratemug. Looks to be 300 dabloons unaccounted fer, I’ll be walkin the plank if they find out I been using Pirate Math.
by PirateMathematician01 May 3, 2022
Get the Pirate Mathmug.