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weaving your own yoghurt

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"
by Erica Cantona October 5, 2013
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suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*
kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!
by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021
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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
by Μorgz Mum March 7, 2019
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Not to butter my own toast

A phrase used before self praise in order to make oneself sound more modest
"Not to butter my own toast, but my fit is lookin mega fly today"
by Willththril April 18, 2021
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I'm in a gender of my own

There are only 2 genders, you can't be anything else. I don't care if you sexually identify as an Apache Helicopter it doesn't count.
"I don't fit in the two genders, I'm in a gender of my own"

"No you're not, you either have a dick or you have a pussy, there is no in between."
by GroovyReater4 January 23, 2017
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stain your own lane

I tell my scientist friend whose comments reveal his prejudices by dismissing the facts, don’t stain your own lane.
by DocM&M August 16, 2020
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Fukin Owned

Jim- dude I just took a shit like a boss.

James- wowo dude, u Fukin Owned that literal shit.
by Mydudewowie November 6, 2018
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