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TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome

TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."

Them: "What's TURDS?"

Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
by megaleach February 28, 2025
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21st day in a relationship

Real mark of a relationship that’ll last.
Mark: Bro, did you hear? Sarah and I hit the 21st day in a relationship!
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Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Bill: I went out on a date with a chick last night but she turned out to be a dude and hit me in the eye with her dangus!

Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.

Bill: We get married next week...
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Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
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A form of relationship prevention whereby you casually date someone with the intention of preventing them from committing to another relationship. You may or may not be interested in this person, but what you are certainly interested in is keeping them off the market for the time being
Have you seen Amy is still dating Jonah? Looks like she’s got him in a relationship condom for sure.
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Jetamous relationship

A relationship Where you are dating multiple people in a closed monogamous relationship with each person in a system
I am in a jetamous relationship With (Person and persons in the system )
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