July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.
Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"
by chileanywaysso October 30, 2020
Have you heard of national sad day?
by tenorio November 03, 2019
by Cocksucker 420 April 07, 2017
by urmommm202 August 27, 2022
A exclusive group who only accepts people if they have gotten dome, or a blow job
It is an incredible honor that only a select percentage of the population can achieve.
Once you are into the National Dome Society, or NDS, your membership lasts forever and can be renewed if you receive dome again
It is an incredible honor that only a select percentage of the population can achieve.
Once you are into the National Dome Society, or NDS, your membership lasts forever and can be renewed if you receive dome again
Ted: "Bro I just got head from that chick at the party last night.
John: "Shit man, you just got into the National Dome Society! How does it feel to be in the NDS?"
John: "Shit man, you just got into the National Dome Society! How does it feel to be in the NDS?"
by RJburger May 24, 2013
national ella day is everyday quit your job and go spend every moment with her and just appreciate that she is in your life because you should feel so lucky you get the opportunity to have an ella
by chicken on a beach June 15, 2022
The first day that all Americans are released from government quarantine (Corona virus pandemic of 2020) to go to a barber and get their haircut.
by JoeyBomm April 22, 2020