Matayo

He's the most caring person you can ever meet he like no other if u ever find a matayo dont let him go or you'll lose him forever

Matayo is one of a kind

by MASKED PSYCHO December 28, 2020

Matt The Robloxian

Matt The Robloxian Is a robloxian of the name called Roblox he has a Game jolt account to

Matt The Robloxian Is a robloxian of the name called Roblox he has a Game jolt account to yes

by MattTheSussyImposterBoy July 8, 2021

Matt Schlapp

A child molester that specifically preys on young boys.

We had to chase away a Matt Schlapp lurking around the school yard.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 19, 2021

Matt Walters

a try hard who would cry if he got a 99/100 on a test

"Kid cried because he got 1 point off! What a Matt Walters!"

by blind_squirrel May 10, 2022

el mattador

When you've done a great piece of work that astounds everyone and they think it's the best work anyone ever did - that's known as pulling an El Mattador. It's a phrase synonymous with awesome work - particularly in the field of digital communcations.

Wow - that project was all done on time, saved us gazzillions of pounds and has saved the lives of everyone on the planet - nice one El Mattador

by El Mattador July 24, 2015

Ahoy Matey

Thy largest of thy here blown pecker. Where thy 2 incher hardy blows to a 3 inch hammer

“Dammm that girl thicccc.”
“Ahoy Matey”
“What?”
“I got a huge boner dude”
“Gay”
“No homo tho”
“Oh ok”

by youngeeeennn September 25, 2019

Matt

Noun - generally used as a boy's name and he is normally a cunt

- Me: Hey Matt
- Matt: Fuck off whore

by Awesomeguyandsuch April 19, 2013