Light Post

When a guy is about to nut and you can see the cum at the tip.

Jim: "I as fucking your mom last night and she told me I had a nice light post."
Me: "Same."

by Jpm26 September 7, 2016

Red light twerk

The act of twerking while stopped at a red light.

My excitement grew as I watched the light ahead turn yellow, as I new this would be a good impunity for a red light twerk.

by Caytles October 2, 2016

light-globing

A particular style of fellatio where the testicles are twisted.

"Honey are you in the mood for some light-globing?"

by SARCHANGELUS February 14, 2017

light athletics

A term men use to explain that they work out but to not sound like they are trying to hard

Yeah I just do light athletics here and there, no big deal.

by Alicedwa177 July 25, 2017

light fahm

lit fam

thats light fahm!

by ooferino October 31, 2017

Jack-light

The illumination of the screen on a handheld multimedia device during masturbatory activities.

Damnit Billy!! Turn off that jack-light so I can get some sleep!!

by Superchunk5000 May 18, 2018

polymorphic light eruption

It means your basically f*cked. You can't do anything. Your stuck inside, like a vampire. Watching all your friends hang out in the sun where you can't. Your iching like hell and yeah you get the point.

Person 1: hey why can't that girl come outta her house. She's just there.

Person 2: oh yeah she has polymorphic light eruption. So basically she's a vampire.

by Green_Unicorn420 May 19, 2018