Lemon Cow Moment

A better version of poggers. Use it when you see something so epic you gotta rip a fat lemon cow moment.

Guy 1: "Bro! I just fucked Kylie Jenner!"

Guy 2: "Holy shit! That's a lemon cow moment!"

by rider35 March 2, 2021

Peat Lemon Tea

Magic mushroom tea, made to taste better by adding a liberal dose of lemon juice.

Just dossed up a batch of Peat Lemon Tea, would you like some Tennyson?

by The Mads November 24, 2020

Lemon aid stand

When a man urinates out of he is fully erect penis while lodge deeply into another mans anus (consensually)

Hey Kory did you when have pull out to pee? Nah man I just went straight up lemon aid stand in his ass.

by As the wind blows May 3, 2020

Lemon o' tart

the one true god, Stronger than Cthulu, Worshiped at a Macro Ziggurat of tartness

Guy 1: Lemon o' tart is the only god
Guy 2: ok then...

by KIDNAMEDSHREK March 24, 2019

Lemon Moon Pie

Milf fucking.

"Hey man I got some of Mrs. Neutrons Lemon Moon Pie last night."

by Emily's Fucking Wrong April 20, 2019

Every Villian Is Lemons

Also known as EVIL, it is the Group in SpongeBob Squarepants that cause, well, evil.

Every Villian Is Lemons is trying to destroy that building over there!

by Ortherner October 15, 2020

Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel

noun, slang; A toilet-using technique with two individuals, usually relatives or lovers, one sits facing their partner who is sitting on the toilet, in such a manner that allows them both to use the same toilet, at the same time. Typically used to save time, or, if the urge to use the bathroom is great for either individual, or both.

"Me and my girlfriend had to use the bathroom really bad, so we just made a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel."

"We're pressed for time, just make a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel!"

by TinyLittleAz March 23, 2021