Jacob lambert

If you run when you get caught with a vape

Don’t do the jacob lambert

by the cheeseburger October 1, 2021

Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself

Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

jacob austin

Sexy, Beutiful, and super sexy.
Smart and cool too
But unable to get a girlfriend...
EVER

Jacob Austin is sexy!

by Liliana Pizano December 7, 2016

jacob macaroni

a short skinny dark haired male with fuckboy additudes and gay ass haircuts. also pretends to be depressed

jacob macaroni shut the hell up

by dickboi42084 December 30, 2019

Jacob Wagner

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.

“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”

by GmoneyFIn February 1, 2020

Gabriel jacobs

Has huge peepee and is friends with people who also have big peepee and chick's with large peepee's too.

Girl a :look at gabriel Jacobs peepee

by Bubbly bubba April 13, 2022

Jacorn on the Jacob

Chilly obsidian potato

“This Jacorn on the Jacob is undercooked, I think I have salmonella.”
“Aha! Deep down I always knew you were a raw chicken.”

by Xylo April 21, 2020