A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.
by GmoneyFIn February 1, 2020
Get the Jacob Wagnermug. by Liliana Pizano December 7, 2016
Get the jacob austinmug. Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
Get the Jacob ogdenitusmug. A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!
by Wrg2017 July 7, 2018
Get the Jacobs Mulemug. a short skinny dark haired male with fuckboy additudes and gay ass haircuts. also pretends to be depressed
by dickboi42084 December 30, 2019
Get the jacob macaronimug. by Jacob the fish obviously February 10, 2018
Get the Jacob the fishmug. A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
by MantleLikesKids January 4, 2023
Get the Jacob’s Dadmug.