When you start telling a joke or a story, realise halfway through that the listeners are not going to find it funny, but have already committed to telling it and feel obligated to finish.
Guy 1: A man goes into a ...(tharr be more)bar and asks for a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb...
Girl: Ewww that's gross!
Guy 1: Erm, yeah, anyway, and so, erm, the bartender...
Guy 2: Man, you are so Through the Joking Glass.
Guy 1: Shut up you Mantraitor
Girl: Ewww that's gross!
Guy 1: Erm, yeah, anyway, and so, erm, the bartender...
Guy 2: Man, you are so Through the Joking Glass.
Guy 1: Shut up you Mantraitor
by Reverend Pope March 13, 2010
Get the Through the Joking Glassmug. To collectively (as in a group) goof off or waste time when working or other important tasks should be done instead.
We're the ones doing all the research while Rick and Bart are over there telling dick and fart jokes.
by FAHS_Darksider July 29, 2010
Get the dick and fart jokesmug. Noun. Something Utterly hilarious to people who play Sunday Funday. Originally derived from and usually sung to the tune of "Roll Out" by Ludacris.
Joke Bird Salad, with the top back
Joke Bird Salad, you can't stop that
Twin glock Joke Birds, cocked back
Me and my Joke Birds, so drop that
We rollin on Joke Birds, with the top back
So much Joke Bird, you can't stop that
Joke Bird Salad, you can't stop that
Twin glock Joke Birds, cocked back
Me and my Joke Birds, so drop that
We rollin on Joke Birds, with the top back
So much Joke Bird, you can't stop that
by Lulz JBS April 24, 2010
Get the Joke Bird Saladmug. Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
by cakelove May 14, 2005
Get the dead baby jokemug. When a joke lacks depth or multiple dimensions but you still can't help it but laugh. The joke often contains stereotypical, dorky, and/or unfiltered humor and references.
This is not to be confused with a non-dimensional joke, which results in complete silence and awkwardness.
In a text or chat context, it is often shortened as '1D'.
This is not to be confused with a non-dimensional joke, which results in complete silence and awkwardness.
In a text or chat context, it is often shortened as '1D'.
Patrick: Do you know why his nickname is TT?
Kory: Why?
Patrick: Because his length and width are the same -- like a TatorTot!
Both: HAHA!
Kory: Such a 1-dimensional joke, bro!
Kory: Why?
Patrick: Because his length and width are the same -- like a TatorTot!
Both: HAHA!
Kory: Such a 1-dimensional joke, bro!
by karsick August 13, 2018
Get the 1-dimensional jokemug. A couple Dead Baby Jokes
Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?
A:It depends on how hard u throw them.
Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.
Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?
A:It depends on how hard u throw them.
Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.
by CottleZanze November 26, 2006
Get the Dead Baby Jokesmug. by jake April 13, 2005
Get the yo moma jokesmug.