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Closet Shopping

When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.
I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.
by BallroomDancer101 March 16, 2019
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Closet-Kink

The act of being kinky only when no one else is around.
Jessica Alba was a Closet-Kink because she kept her handcuffs in a lockbox under her bed.
by Grizzly Gaddis March 10, 2011
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Closet Bunny

An ex that sends unsolicited masterbation videos from their closet to try and lure someone back into their narcissistic lair.
Got another video from closet bunny. Deleted!
by Hoslaya October 22, 2025
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the closet is glass

is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.
"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023
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prarie doggin' the closet

When your homosexual baggage has exceeded the maximum "closet" storage capacity and begins to push you into coming out of the closet and you try to push it back into the closet.
Jimmy began prarie doggin' the closet when his mom found the ticket stubs to the Cher / Barbra Streisand concert on ice.
by Alaska Boss Bitch September 30, 2017
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Closet Basic

1. People who pretend they are arty and authentic but are actually basic. 2. People who have no individual sense of style, but merely copy from more artistic people , I.e. authentic artists.
“Wow, look at those new Doc Martens she has”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”
by Brooklyn Paulie December 13, 2023
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Ham closet

Ohh baby, I love your ham closet ..
by Ham closet October 7, 2021
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