Eventually in high school youll meet a group of marvelous douchebags who all want to do the same thing- party. This includes only drinking and smoking pot for about the whole night and just being a useless shitheap. Not only that, but all these high school partygoers hook up with the dirtiest and easiest school whorebags and go around school saying, " Yo bro, I get so much ass.", when reality, they only get the sloppy seconds of some hoe and call all of this a party.
by Judge of All November 13, 2013
Get the high school partymug. The dude who even after he graduates high school hangs out at the high school. The Older Prom date kinda guy.
Randy likes to drive past "shoppin the high school" Bumpin the Bass at 11:30 everyday to let the ladies know he is around.
by Casiniknowit June 13, 2012
Get the Shoppin the High Schoolmug. A creepy , sexually frustrated, middle-aged loser who cant stop talking about stuff he did in high school. Typically these are people who's lives peaked between the ages of 16 and 18 and have failed miserably in the real world: As a result they work menial dead end jobs and are consumed by seething bitterness over the fact that their high school social status got them no where in the real world. They also suffer from jealousy & anger issues caused by years of seeing the kids they used to pick on have more success than them in life. The most pathetic High School Heros are washed up former jocks who lurk around online pro sports message boards/comment threads. These losers can be spotted by a.) their tendency to use douchey screen names that incorporate their old HS nicknames/numbers b.) their willingness to jam irrelevant references to their high school glory days into pro sports message boards and c.) their feeling that nothing they about pro sports can be questioned because they made varsity 25 years ago. Frustration caused by years of post-high school failure often boils over and leads to them being needlessly belligerent and confrontational - from the safety of their computers (also see keyboard warrior ) - with fans of teams they dont like or anyone who criticizes players they worship/dream of being able to suck off.
Football_Fan_1 - I cant believe Roger Goodell reduced Greg Hardy's suspension.
DaRealDeal17 - STOP IT!! He'z a GLADIATOR just like I was in high school!! I made varsity junior year because I kicked ASS and took names on da field just like he does YOU COULDNT DO FOR A DAY WHAT HE DOES EVERY DAY OR WHAT I DID EVERY DAY ON VARSITY IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!!! YOURE A BITCH!! STOP IT! PLEAZE STOP IT!
Football_Fan_1 - Ok high school hero what do you know about playing in the NFL? your profile says you're a 40 year old stock boy. And Hardy's going to be washed up & broke in ten years. Maybe you guys will be stocking shelves together. Grow up loser.
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DaRealDeal17 - STOP IT!! He'z a GLADIATOR just like I was in high school!! I made varsity junior year because I kicked ASS and took names on da field just like he does YOU COULDNT DO FOR A DAY WHAT HE DOES EVERY DAY OR WHAT I DID EVERY DAY ON VARSITY IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!!! YOURE A BITCH!! STOP IT! PLEAZE STOP IT!
Football_Fan_1 - Ok high school hero what do you know about playing in the NFL? your profile says you're a 40 year old stock boy. And Hardy's going to be washed up & broke in ten years. Maybe you guys will be stocking shelves together. Grow up loser.
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by DRD75 May 28, 2016
Get the high school heromug. There’s a bunch of hoes and white ppl that try to be ghetto and all the kids think they are cool by vaping in the bathrooms with there sourin or cool vape juul and they think they are cool by walking out of classrooms and getting into fights in he bathroom and getting suspended so they get a girlfriend
by Michael gueta September 14, 2018
Get the Clark high schoolmug. A bunch of crackheads, potheads, and future nobodies all clumped together in one shit show of a school.
Person 1: Bro did you hear about the fight at Sahuaro High School?
Person 2: No, what was it about this time? Drugs or fake gang beef?
Person 2: No, what was it about this time? Drugs or fake gang beef?
by Fuck_Sahuaro December 5, 2019
Get the Sahuaro High Schoolmug. Valley High School is a three-year public high school in West Des Moines, Iowa, United States. The school hosts grades 10–12. It is run by the West Des Moines Community Schools. Freshmen attend a separate school, Valley Southwoods.
As of the 2014–15 school year, the school had an enrollment of 1,996 students and 109.70 classroom teachers, for a student–teacher ratio of 18.2:1. There were 378 students (18.9% of enrollment) eligible for free lunch and 84 (4.2% of students) eligible for reduced-cost lunch.
NOW enough with the bullshit. Valley is top rivals with Dowling Catholic High School in sports. Dowling beats their ass in football every year. Unfortunately for Valley, Dowling creates the better cheers during sports such as--
"Destroy the V with the Big D!"
As of the 2014–15 school year, the school had an enrollment of 1,996 students and 109.70 classroom teachers, for a student–teacher ratio of 18.2:1. There were 378 students (18.9% of enrollment) eligible for free lunch and 84 (4.2% of students) eligible for reduced-cost lunch.
NOW enough with the bullshit. Valley is top rivals with Dowling Catholic High School in sports. Dowling beats their ass in football every year. Unfortunately for Valley, Dowling creates the better cheers during sports such as--
"Destroy the V with the Big D!"
"I go to the pussy school of Valley High School....I wish I had monster dongs like them Dowling kids."
by Nuggget101 April 4, 2019
Get the Valley High Schoolmug. All the girls are dick tiding hoes that wear makeup and smoke weed thinking they bad, boys dress up as wannabe road men and speak like a fucking horse with clomedia
“Have u heard about the shit hole in New Addington called Meridian High School? Mate they can’t afford good food let alone pens”
by Jejeudugrrhuesj@gamil.com February 9, 2019
Get the Meridian High Schoolmug.