Punch the Horse

to make something go faster
I was almost late to class the other day. My teacher told me to punch the horse or I would be late one day.
by Sistr Chuck June 10, 2011
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Horse Problem

A problem you have that is out of your control, something you just have to ride out until the solution comes to you. Much like a horse inside of an elevator.
"This breakup healing process is just a horse problem."
by whyen October 24, 2022
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descending horse

The act of going down on a man while wearing horse masks and yelling "naah" while climaxing
At the party we walked into a couple doing the descending horse and then joined them.
by burningTinman March 26, 2015
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River horse

Squeaky kid that drinks dirt water and sleeps on a couch.
I know someone that is a River horse.
by WindyButtcheeks51 July 04, 2021
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Borrowed horses

A phrase after somebody makes an apology but you tell them it's too little, too late. You could see they were walking in to the mistake and their apology just won't cut it.
If somebody carelessly spills a pint of beer on a pool table and says "sorry". You reply "borrowed horses".
by 999JB February 05, 2021
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horse girl

a girl that is a horse lover and only talks about horses
by Uncle Al's Trailer Park May 31, 2021
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Horse Girl

A typically socially awkward white girl with horses on everything she owns and obsesses over them, sometimes owning one or more, or often found in close proximity to them. It is implied that they might also ride the animal in more ways than one due to this obsession. This is a natural interpretation that anyone would have bc of the long gazes at, drooling over and constant discussions about said beasts. People often attempt to modify this meaning, but this dictionary is for saying the quiet parts out loud so people actually understand and can use said word in the proper context.
Shelly always refuses to attend social events like a normie bc she's an obsessed horse girl that's probably spending yet another evening with her horse. In the barn. Alone.
by SQUATCHGIRL November 01, 2022
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