ghetto vision

bunny ears on your telivision set, allowing you to get only local channels
yo, illdogg, lets go ova to poppajacks house afta we slings this crack so we can watch jack that foos tv set.

that foos got ghetto vision
by byron williams February 26, 2005
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ghetto lemonade

When poor people go to decent restaurants and, rather than ordering lemonade, they order 'water, with a bowl of lemons'. They then proceed to combine the water, lemons, and sugar to create their cheap-ass lemonade. Then they leave 2 dollars on a 40 dollar tab.
"Those fucking ghetto monkeys better not even try to make ghetto lemonade at my table."
by tommytaco April 04, 2003
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Ghetto Ballad

1. Dateing a big black guy you dont know that well, having him steal all your money and rape you; followed by death
Layshawnda went to a restaurant was mugged, raped, and killed this is a textbook case of the Ghetto Ballad.
by Freet94 September 21, 2009
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ghetto geek

1. Slang for old school, or out dated.
2. Making do with older technology.
3. A geek who untilizes technology in ways which it wasn't intended. (furnature, doorstops, car parts out of computers, etc.)
1. "Dude, omg, your coffee table is made out of old computers, that is so ghetto geek."
2. "WTF is this a 486?" "Yeah man, it's my good laptop". "Man your hardcore ghetto geek".
3. A geek programing an application/game etc. only able to run on the most modern hardware, on a pre P2 computer.
by TEEG February 20, 2006
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ghetto celebrity

Person from the projects that is real popular in his neighborhood.
Er'body knows that cat. He iza ghetto celebrity
by phunnyphacephatty October 04, 2002
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Ghetto Dad

A black or white male that has to many kids and doesn't believe in safe sex.

Most are black man who want to have a many kids as they can and remove the white race of power.

A black man that live poor in a poor town and has to many kids from to many mothers.
The friend ask: Hey how many kids do you have?

Black man said: I don't know am to poor to know.

The friend ask: You don't know how many women have you sleep with.

Black man said: More than I have fingers or toes.

The friend said:Your a Ghetto Dad

Black man ask: Whats that.

The friend said:A man who has to many kids from to many women of lives poor.
by pimp daddy sugar ray November 06, 2011
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Ghetto Hoops

-noun

1. (singular form) A makeshift "hoop", formed by a woman's cleavage

2. (plural form) A womanizing game in which the objective is to toss small objects {i.e. - bits of paper, erasers, etc.} at a woman's chest and land it in her cleavage and/or down her shirt

3. (plural form) A slang term used to refer to a particularly large bust on a woman

EXAMPLES:

1. "Daaamn girl, that push-up bra gives you one helluva ghetto hoop!"

2. "Gabby, check out how low cut Marisa's top is! Let's play us a game of ghetto hoops."

3. "Marisa's got some nice ghetto hoops."
by bettie_monroe March 20, 2009
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