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Flat bread

When you stack your balls one by one, placing 5$ Bills in between each ball and a female version of Blanca from street fighter eats it like a sandwich.
Kyle Myers regretted making peace with his consent to a flat bread, when his gf turned into a green skinned orange haired monster.
by Tooly Beam December 27, 2020
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Flat Earther

A child-like thinker named Claudius has below average IQ, and is a Flat Earther.
by RoundEarther February 12, 2024
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Flat asshole

Your buttcheeks are so spread apart that your ass hole flat
by Magsw13 February 13, 2019
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Flat pack smack

When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.
Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<
by Step lupid July 11, 2023
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Flat Earther

Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.
Flat Earther: The earth is flat!!!!!!
Sane person: Shut up.
by Pialinist May 2, 2023
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Flat Far

Walking distance that is short enough to not warrant the use of flats in lieu of heels.
It's not flat far...
by hbat66 September 15, 2011
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Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal
The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.
by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017
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