dirty dead unicorn

The act of a wife killing her husband and cutting his dick off. Then proceeds to sew it on his forehead and ride his dick like a unicorn horn while simultaneously shitting in his mouth.

My wife is going to dirty dead unicorn me if get another hooker pregnant.

by NecroUnicorn September 20, 2018

Dirty Jose

When a girl is getting gangbanged by 2 guys and they decided to nut in both of her ears

Me and my boy were gangbanging this chick and we gave her a dirty Jose

by Mushroom chode January 19, 2019

dirty pretty things

dirty pretty things is the name of carl barat, of thelibertines, new band. the line up is:
-carl barat - vocals & guitar
-anthony rossomando - vocals & guitar (formerly of the damn personals)
-didz hammond - bass (formerly of cooper temple clause)
-gary powell - drums (libertines drummer)

carl is amazing and v talented and dirty pretty things will rock!

by acb.efg.ijk.mno.qrs.uvw.yz October 9, 2005

dirty pedro

A female that wipes their ass backwards getting shit in their pussy. AKA the crack hoe whipe.

When I pulled down Sarah's panties, I seen she had given herself a dirty pedro.

by Josh Smith April 28, 2004

Dirty Jack

The act of getting it on with a girl in a garden, then having her shove a gnome up your ass.

Yeah he was with Grace last night. He pulled a proper Dirty Jack though.

by AyeLad April 15, 2020

Dirty Orozco

When you are going down on a girl and you stick your nose in her vagina. AKA nose-fucking someone.

I was eating her out and i pulled a dirty Orozco on her.

by UCSC_Victorio October 4, 2010

dirty bruno

To shit in the sink of a place you hate

I hate Andrew so im gonna give him a dirty bruno

by james bruno July 1, 2006