Dildo

A dildo is aiming that mollie Jeffrey’s uses everyday all day 24 fucking hours she’s my fucking crazy bestie I love her tho (fw) yasss

Mollie uses dildos

by Exploding dolphins123 February 10, 2019

Carpet-dildo

A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"

by Mudonna August 23, 2021

Dildo

an object that lonely people use to make themselves feel loved

i broke my dildo now i feel sad :(

by Your Mothers Side Piece January 7, 2022

Dildo hammer

That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.

Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!

by Boceefus June 18, 2021

Dildoeing

The act of using a dildo.

We had a fine evening dildoeing each other.

by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024

Lettuce Dildo

Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.

Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.

by Ohfuckthat11 October 3, 2017

Dildo Wonderbush

Someone with exceeding limited mental facilities and almost zero retainable linguistic skills. An extreme lack of motor vehicle operations.

This dildo wonderbush is doing 45 in a 65 speed zone!

by Damn It Joe June 10, 2018