Crunchy

One who is nasty and doesn't care much for themelves. Kind of close to crusty, because bad higene is included in all that is crunchy. Cause if you crusty, you crunchy.

Denise is so crunchy, so doesn't care one bit bout how ho-y sleeping with the football team is. She just nasty!

by Comput4r Pr3z October 8, 2005

people are crunchy

A phrase complete retards use to describe people that are smarter, brighter, superior well even ferrets are smarter, brighter, superior than them.

Man People Are Crunchy

by Frank Sack April 25, 2006

crunch-potch

A fucking crotch punch.

S: "Why isn't that creepy guy hanging around anymore?"
K: "That bitch earned himself a crunch-potch. You won't be seeing him anytime soon..."

K: "That's it. It's crunch-potching time!!!"
Guy: OH NOOOOOOOO! My penis!

by The Dapper Gentleman July 30, 2008

Captain Crunch

Jizz in a beard that turns crunchy.

Matt loves to give Del a Captain Crunch.

I hate waking up with Captain Crunch in my beard.

by engfavoritepeps October 9, 2012

Crunchy

Crack mixed with tobacco either in a blunt or spliff form. An evolution of the term chewy blunt, minus the marijuana.

Ay man you got some crack?

Word

Tryin' to roll up a crunchy?

Word

by Crunch head August 30, 2010

Cruncher

To shove at least one cup of cereal up you lady's coochie, pour in some 2% milk then have her crunch it up so you can drink it out.

My gf has bright orange pubes that add to the flaor, sweet little irish firecrotch.

Crunchy cereals especially those with granola in it as well work best. Try not to swallow pubes

by Poppin' FRESH yo December 15, 2004

Crunchy

Crunchy is a word that my group of friends and I use as an all pourpose word. We use it as cool, saucy, angry, and other things like that. We use it like the way that some people would use "Sick", "Wicked", or "Bad".

"59 friends??? Dang, you are Crunchy!!!"
"Calm down and don't be so Cruchy"
"Wow. That dude is so sweet and Crunchy"

by SupaDupa August 18, 2006