Cooper

If Trump is a narcissist, Cooper is also a narcissist. One likes masks, the other (publicly) doesn't. Both like power, both are on the same side (not yours).

Cooper cares about as much about the average person as Trump does. The coronavirus response was his ticket to getting re-elected, that's why he did most of what he did. He's an ally of Trump and has been since before his election, until he wants to stand up to Trump for show a few months before the next election.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

cooper

a pooper

hey look its cooper pooper

by that divine lights bitch February 18, 2022

Cooper

When you come down with a bad case of little bitchitis and can’t work.

“Hey boss, I can’t come in today, I think I’ve caught cooper”.

by Iratecheese February 9, 2021

Sheldon Lee Cooper

The most sexy man to ever have lived, we are lucky to be in such a time of AI porn, because we can get Sheldon fucking a Playstation 5, (now you know where the white design "came" from) I would let Sheldon rim my asshole, no homo

Morgan: I wish Sheldon Lee Cooper was my dad
Boris: Same bro, where is my weed, I wanna trip out and get fucked by Sheldon

by TheBeanSlayer June 16, 2024

coopers egoburgers

when someone is too egotistical and arrogant and self centered, they eat coopers egoburgers with a side of gym sweat.

man he is so cocky

yea he mustve ate coopers egoburgers

by funnypiano July 15, 2024

Cooper Adams

A Cooper Adams is when you give your dog an edible and it becomes so fucking bricked it cums everywhere and fucks you in th ass and rapidly jumps the furniture.

Cooper Adams Dog

Yeah man my dog at an edible fucked me now I can't walk straight how nice!

by Cooper Adams April 25, 2025

Cooper Pilotte

A cutie patootie that looks and acts like a pineapple

#fineapple
Cooper Pilotte always loses

by Cooperfangirl July 24, 2024