by ziyasssssss September 10, 2023
Get the clockmug. A girl who steals your clock while tricking and teasing your cock, with no intention to sleep with you.
Brittany is a real clock throbber. She's wasting you're time, turning you on and making you think you might have a chance to sleep with her.
by Mannos817 July 6, 2020
Get the Clock Throbbermug. by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019
Get the THE CLOCK HITTERmug. a alarm clock that charges your phone.
by joyful coffee June 30, 2023
Get the alarm clock chargermug. A sexual act closely related to a handjob. The receiver positions themselves so his phallus is accessible. At precisely the top of the hour, a partner grasps the receiver’s phallus and yanks on it with the force equivalent to the bell-ringers at Big Ben. This is succeeded by a shriek of either happiness or pain from the receiver. The amount of tugs depends on the time at the top of the hour. Dubbed “The Westminster Alarm Clock” due to Hugh Lupus Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster, having the act performed on him prior to the construction of Big Ben. Disgruntled neighbors typically awoke to 8 loud evenly spaced shrieks each morning.
Gina: What time is it?
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!
by TESTICLETWISTER October 13, 2024
Get the Westminster Alarm Clockmug. Something that tells time also somethings thats controlling it controls when you do things EVERYTHING IS DONE ACCORDING TO IT
by Dabigpp March 1, 2023
Get the Clockmug. by PartisanZ September 9, 2023
Get the Writer's Clockmug.