by wewt wewt March 12, 2003
Get the captain midnightmug. Incompetent and/or oblivious moron of a driver who is prone to crashing vehicles into walls, backing into cement traffic-barriers, taking out road-signs, knocking over lamp-posts, denting other parked cars, flattening potted plants, squashing trash-cans, etc.
"Helpful" neighborhood kid: Want me to move your car for you"
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
by QuacksO September 23, 2011
Get the Captain Crunchmug. by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 1, 2018
Get the Captain Crunchmug. A naive altruist. A man who has archaic notions about women. He operates under the delusion that women are the weaker sex and therefore must be supported and defended from harm by him. He will support and defend women to his own detriment
Sir - The knight in shining armor coming to the rescue of the damsel in distress and filled with chivalric notions about women.
Captain - steering the financial ship - Providing all monetary support to a woman or women and their children.
Sir - In Miguel de Cervantes - Don Quixote - Quixote believes that he is an errant knight. He has delusional fantasies of rescuing fair Dulcinea and woos her. In reality, Dulcinea is a scullery maid named Aldonza. She is a self-proclaimed prostitute that has been with every guy in town.
Captain - The Captain would marry and support the town whore and help her raise her illegitimate children while she is banging every other guy in town behind the Captain's back.
Sir - The knight in shining armor coming to the rescue of the damsel in distress and filled with chivalric notions about women.
Captain - steering the financial ship - Providing all monetary support to a woman or women and their children.
Sir - In Miguel de Cervantes - Don Quixote - Quixote believes that he is an errant knight. He has delusional fantasies of rescuing fair Dulcinea and woos her. In reality, Dulcinea is a scullery maid named Aldonza. She is a self-proclaimed prostitute that has been with every guy in town.
Captain - The Captain would marry and support the town whore and help her raise her illegitimate children while she is banging every other guy in town behind the Captain's back.
by forget-it January 5, 2008
Get the Sir-Captainmug. Tea bagging with shaved balls.
by Big Time Jimmy January 14, 2007
Get the captain stubingmug. by joe blow November 12, 2002
Get the captain hookmug. Basicly, me I am Captain Awesome. I reign supreme over all awesome, awesomeness, and anything to do with awesome. I am the one and only , the original, many have atempted to copy, none have succeeded.
go to:
captainawesome1.tripod.com
go to:
captainawesome1.tripod.com
Spencer: Dude, how in the hell did you get mud on the roof of your truck?
Captain Awesome: I am Captain Awesome, thats how.
Captain Awesome: I am Captain Awesome, thats how.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
Get the Captain Awesomemug.