by arw84 December 16, 2009
Get the flaming her canmug. (Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)
Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.
Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.
Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.
by PrattyBratty May 2, 2016
Get the closed can of peachesmug. When someone says "Can I Vent?" DON'T MAKE FUN OF THEM, They Are asking permission to share their feelings and what they're going through. If you REALLY WANT TO HEAR IT, But knowing that you don't have time you can easily say the truth on why you can't comfort them while they vent.
Jade: Hey Wanna play Amogus?
Jediai: Yea sure.
Jade: Oh, I'm the Imposter.
Jediai: Oh! Me too!
Jade: "Can I Vent?"
Jediai: Sure!
Jade: *Actually Vents about what they are going through instead of venting in the game*
Jediai: I'm unfriending you in Roblox.
Jediai: Yea sure.
Jade: Oh, I'm the Imposter.
Jediai: Oh! Me too!
Jade: "Can I Vent?"
Jediai: Sure!
Jade: *Actually Vents about what they are going through instead of venting in the game*
Jediai: I'm unfriending you in Roblox.
by Buffyori March 22, 2022
Get the Can I Vent?mug. To wreak havoc on a toilet (preferably someone else’s) by taking a monster shit, often of the explosive diarrhea variety, with extreme force. Past tense: Blew up the Can.
Jay: “Every time I go over to Ethan’s house, I blow up the can after dinner. I don’t think his parents are ever gonna let me come back again.”
Larry: “Susan let me stay over last night and this morning I totally blew up the can. Now she won’t return my calls.”
Larry: “Susan let me stay over last night and this morning I totally blew up the can. Now she won’t return my calls.”
by Mr Mucho Macho October 25, 2020
Get the Blow Up the Canmug. Famous pornstar who has fucked over 1000 people (male and female). He goes by the name of Jimmy and the "big can," in the name jimmy big can, refers to his penis, for it has the circumference equal to that of a beer can.
Boy: "Look at that jimmy guy over there...."
Girl: "What's that thing in his pants!?!?!"
Teacher: "That has to be a beer can..."
Boy: "Holy fuck... I wish I was him..."
Girl: "I think I like Jimmy big can..."
Girl: "What's that thing in his pants!?!?!"
Teacher: "That has to be a beer can..."
Boy: "Holy fuck... I wish I was him..."
Girl: "I think I like Jimmy big can..."
by JimmyBigcan May 17, 2016
Get the jimmy big canmug. by Sitting in my Bugatti July 30, 2021
Get the Can you dont?mug. The belief that the communal trash can capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.
Trudi: Our trash can is full.
Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.
Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?
Eric: Yes, it's trash can socialism!
Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.
Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?
Eric: Yes, it's trash can socialism!
by anitpole September 4, 2009
Get the trash can socialismmug.