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Hessticular Cancer

A condition where cancer is developed in both Male Testicles and Brain that affects it so that the cringey nature makes all of the Female genome to subconsciously feel disgusted by it, where it makes the Male genome want to absolutely WWE body slam the carrier due to it’s unfunny, and absolutely brain cell mass killing cringey nature
I’m sorry sir, you’ve been diagnosed with Hessticular cancer
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
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Hessticular Cancer

A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.
I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
Long story short, you get no bitches
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
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Hessticular Cancer

A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty
Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches

Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”
by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023
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Cancer

Mga gago mo kalaro online
Ang cancer naman ng kaduo nito
by munckin12 May 8, 2023
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big black cancerous balls

Cancer in the male organs that make male hormones and sperm (testicles).
The testicles are located inside a loose bag of skin (scrotum) underneath the penis.
Symptoms include a lump in either testicle and a feeling of heaviness in the scrotum.
Treatments include surgery, radiation, and chemotherapy.
Hey Stephanie just told me she has big black cancerous balls
by I like children 123 May 10, 2023
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cure to cancer

you somehow do something so unimaginable and insane yet so stupid
kimothy pours milk and coke (drink) create a thirst destroying concoction

kimothy: "holy shit i found the cure to cancer!"

kimothy explodes into a clear bile
by radioheadenjoyer15 December 18, 2023
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Cancer

Where your car is too rusty, or to the point where you can treat the rust.
Jeff them old chargers always have cancer”
by Das nuts 69 December 22, 2022
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