Invisalign bandit

A member of the human race who has decided to give blowjobs and std's out of a glory hole with his smooth baby teeth. They can be identified by their wet Invisalign gum.
Have you seen that bum shokalinga he is an Invisalign bandit
by habahabas December 10, 2024
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Invisalign bandit

A member of the homo genus who loves to give blowjobs and queef to a variety of species out of a gas station glory hole.
They can be identified by their love for Invisalign and sagging of the pants.
Have you seen that bum shokalinga he is an Invisalign bandit
by habahabas December 10, 2024
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Beacon Bandit

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.
Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'

Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.
by northlondon93 October 09, 2011
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Bandit Beater

Low effort RPGs that involve killing many of a specific mob, earning stronger stats (whether it is from "levels", equipment, or other advancement obtained from a repeated task) before progressing to kill a stronger mob, obtaining even stronger gear, and rinse and repeat.
person 1: i spent way too much money on this bandit beater of a game
person 2: ok
by fedunct January 28, 2024
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Bandit Beater

A Roblox term meaning a repetitive game where you fight enemys that appear as a normal roblox avatar
(Deepwoken is not a Bandit Beater common misconception) A bandit beater must have a very repetitive gameplay style
by PP_with_forskin April 27, 2024
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Queef bandit

A man who sucks a woman's queef into his urethra
John kept getting boner farts from being such a queef bandit
by Juvan dudlus September 02, 2019
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Bubble Wrap Bandits

A playful term for individuals who exhibit traits typically associated with being overprotected during childhood, often resulting in a heightened sensitivity to humor, criticism, or challenging discussions.

This term suggests a person who navigates the world as if wrapped in bubble wrap, avoiding discomfort or confrontation to maintain a sense of safety.

Commonly used in social discourse to describe someone who may struggle to cope with satire, irony, or constructive feedback, often responding with defensiveness, outrage, or feeling "triggered" by remarks that challenge their worldview.

The term can also highlight the cultural conversation around parenting styles and the impact of 'safe spaces' in modern society, questioning the balance between protecting children and preparing them for real-world interactions.

The Bubble Wrap Bandits, with their finely honed sensitivity to every jab of humor and critique, are slowly but surely taking over the world, wrapping society in a protective layer of outrage and defensiveness. This new wave of hypersensitivity stifles satire, demands safe spaces at every turn, and reshapes conversations to avoid anything remotely uncomfortable or challenging, as even the slightest criticism or ironic remark is met with defensive outrage—lest the very fabric of their worldview burst at the smallest poke.
Let’s face it: the Bubble Wrap Bandits are slowly taking over, and soon enough, no one will be able to take a joke without triggering an outcry. The world’s becoming so wrapped in defensiveness that humor’s getting suffocated under layers of outrage and hypersensitivity.
by TonyBamanaboniNZ November 08, 2024
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