Tashi Kelly

Someone consistent in your life, who’ll undoubtedly be there for you no matter what

She’s a Tashi kelly , a good person

by Sodaa.!? June 3, 2022

Jhon Kelly

Jhon Kelly is a sweet nice guy, very sensitive. Their attitude suck but they are very caring. He is most likely to be a Virgo because he is very sarcastic and hot head. Great in bed, Good at Lying and a amazing fvck buddy. If you know anybody named Jhon kelly take care of them but always try to keep them in ur good side because they are reckless, petty and careless to those he doesn’t care about.

Don’t be so dramatic, don’t be a Jhon kelly today.

by King JK November 22, 2021

Kelly

Kelly and intriguing individual with many layers, like a human onion designed upon many subjects such as football and when he’s not talking about football he’s talking about football. A Kelly is always open to discuss any global subject so long as it starts with football and finishes with football with football in the middle. A Kelly knows everything about football and nothing about everything.

Question ‘do you know what Kelly is up to?’ Yes, he is over there bending that poor souls ear about football - I won’t even mind but that guy is a gymnast

Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football

It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’

by drunkenlobbo May 28, 2023

Kelly Linguine

The hottest-coolest time in Texas.

I'd love to slurp up a plate of Kelly Linguine.

by Murf Ursh August 8, 2021

Kelli Meyer

Short woman, with an over active work ethic.

You're done already? Who are you?, Kelli Meyer?

I may be short, but at least I'm no Kelli Meyer.

by ieatcows December 6, 2013

Kelli

Kelli is a woman that runs away from her problems and would rather pawn her kids off on each other. She gives zero fucks and taked none. Shes most likely the devil herself and isn't above dragging others to Hell.

That Kelli sure is a running Bitch!!

by What even is a pseudonym June 11, 2018

Kelly-ism

When it is agenst a persons (moral) religion to be mean or hurt someone's feelings on purpose without an apology and/or a reason for the treatment of that person. A person who's religion is very childlike. With the mind of a toddler and the attention span of a squirrel. Is destracted easily and enjoys coloring. Also can be called a kellyist.

Dude: Yo man that guy keeps messing with her, why dont she do anything?
Other guy: Naw man, she won't, she's into Kelly-ism.

Dude: Hey amber what's up?
Amber:Coloring, hey, why is the sky blue!
Dude: Wait, what? Are you a kellyist?
Amber: What were we talking about again?
Dude: *sigh* NEVERMIND amber. NEVERMIND.

by Big seans little baby March 5, 2013