by Jdjchdndj January 01, 2018
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by lolgurl91 September 14, 2017
The act of going to rehab, stealing UV lights from a nearby greenhouse, planting a cucumber in a shoe under your bed and growing it until it is a decent size to be used as a dildo for your anus. Make sure while your dildalate, you are in the shower. Using while in your room is an act of exibitionism because you are in rehab and therefore have no privacy. To get the full effect, rename yourself “Cody”.
Probation officer #1: “God, he’s been in there FOREVER! What could a boy be doing in there?”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”
by 6millionjews November 30, 2020
It is Cody Time.
by Blue Lavender November 16, 2021
A system of measurement used for determining time. Cody time can be calculated by determining what time the group is supposed to meet on an analog 12 hour clock. From there, throw a dart at the clock. If the dart lands before you plan to meet, then your friend is going to bail on you. If it lands after you plan to meet, add 30 minutes and that's when they will arrive.
Steve "Wasn't Cody supposed to be here at 6? It's 8:45!"
Donnie "You gotta remember, he's on Cody Time."
Donnie "You gotta remember, he's on Cody Time."
by John Steinbeck's Asshole April 19, 2016
for idiots that go ahead and act as a typical black twitter woman. the symptoms for this virus include being gay, goign "um chile", being a faggot, always going "white people need to die", or being racist to white people
by ROMABABE!!! February 25, 2021