Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.
We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.
by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023

A form/process of rape involving Knocking out a bitch and forcing her to jerk you off or else you will rape her younger sister and her father!
by LILSKEETO April 11, 2017

by smack the mac December 22, 2015

I was in the driver seat i was going to get laid Den bob called Carla to come i know bob was “dry cock blocking”
by Big Z’s February 24, 2019

by SEANeSean7701 ft Amber H June 13, 2022

by EhmJay69 November 1, 2020

It's so small it can only be compared to half a Tootsie roll. The underwhelming length and girth of it would make a women cry. 0/10 would never try again
by GC798989898 April 25, 2024
