David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up

Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro

by NotSusIndividual September 1, 2021

Invitee Syndrome

Someone who feels unwelcome unless specifically invited to do things with others.

A person who may want to participate in activities with others, but is unable to ask to join and instead must be asked themselves by others to participate.

Said person will only feel comfortable joining others when invited to do so.

Example 1
P1: “Hey is John coming to the meetup this weekend? He is one of our best friends so he should be there right?” P2: “I don’t think anyone has asked him to come yet. He has Invitee Syndrome you know.”

Example 2
P1: “Hey (P2), where has John been? He hasn’t got on to play any games in ages but I’ve seen him online. Does he not like hanging with us or something?”

P2: Nah (P1), John just has Invitee Syndrome. He loves hanging out but just can’t ever ask himself to do so.”

by FatherMeat November 14, 2023

cheeseball syndrome

When your balls swell up and turn orange

Jim: Did you hear Donald Trump got cheeseball syndrome?
Anthony: We've been knowing!

by AsherTrasher03 April 1, 2024

Ass-Lice Syndrome

A thing where lice accidentally gets inside your asshole and there is no way to get them out.

Ex: My friend asked if i wanted to go to the pool today, I said no because I had Ass-Lice Syndrome.

by asslice December 15, 2019

Alligator Syndrome

A syndrome that affects the liver caused from eating too much donkey meat.

Phil Lesh contracted alligator syndrome after eating too much donkey meat.

by Thomas the syndromeist September 17, 2022

Plains syndrome

A person suffering from plains syndrome acts like they are the main character in any possible situation and they never get out of said character on the Internet. They may also talk excessively about powerscaling and superpower manipulation. Additionally, they might be a weeb, act immaturely and be chronically online (They will constantly take these so called "Breaks from the Internet" which won't last for more than a week.). This quirk makes the person very repulsive and anyone who showed them any compassion should be smitten, destroyed, killed, annihilated and fucked in the ass. Somehow they will always find a lover immediately after a breakup. They may also piss and shit their pants when people call out their mistakes and borderline racist remarks.

Plains suffers from plains syndrome. She had a mental breakdown after everyone ganged up on her and called her a racist because she made a racist joke. (undeserved.)

"What's up my ni- *gets cancelled*" -Plains, 2024

by Panicked Lantern April 30, 2024

Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters

With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.

by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024