poor man's Porsche

a Volkswagen Karmann Ghia

has a sporty body style that looks like a Porsche except a Karmann Ghia costs a lot less and has a 38hp engine

I bought a Karmann Ghia the other dad. I showed it of to my friends and his dad called it a poor man's Porsche

by KarmannGhiaFTW March 17, 2009

Man-pris

Also known as man capris, these are what men have started wearing that are in between a long short and a full length pant. Capri pants for me.

Chad and Bruce went shopping for man-pris to wear with their tank tops to beat the summer heat.

by Momma GEA June 20, 2010

creepy man upstairs

Ed. aka the man sleeping on your mom's couch who will rape and/or kill you if you go to get some milk. His skin flakes are ingrained in the leather.

Person 1: Hey, go get me some milk
Person 2: Dude, the creepy man upstairs will rape me!

by Plushplush February 12, 2010

5 man switch

a 5 man switch is a term usually used in prison when a new inmate is added... when they take thier first shower 1 man grabs his left arm 1 grabs his right the 3rd guy grabs a leg and same with the 4th and the fifth gives him anal and they all switch after a period of time until everyone has had a turn.

"Boy if you don't straighten up me and my friends will give you the 5 man switch."

by T McBaggins February 18, 2010

Musical Man Milk

When a guy comes on an amplifier when its blasting sweet awesome guitar and the vibration is large enough so the cum flies back and hits someone.

"Aw, fuck! You just hit me in the face with your musical man milk!"

by Cumshot Joeseph July 2, 2009

The George Man Plan

A plan generally involving George Lopez or awesome people.

Him: Whats the plan??

You: THE GEORGE MAN PLAN!

by MBFtrace April 26, 2010

Fuckin Smasshhed Man!

A phrase only usable after a very succesfull night. Ways to this success may include but not limited to:
3 shots of jager
2 bong hits
Beer

Tequilla

A Cheeseburger

16oz Beer Bong
Liquor Pong
Landmines
Quarters
Gravity bong hits by the 10's
Mr HAPPY GUY
Helping Mackoul with his bottle of Captain
Hitting Geoff's new bong of the week to many times to count
Flip Cup
Magic Mushrooms
Hanging with the crazy crazy molly

The weird guy that lives under the condo... When is he so drunk he is passed out during a loud ass party and doesnt move for hours... THAT IS Fuckin Smasshhed Man!

You also maybe smashed if you wake up somewhere different than you went to bed.

by Resident of the trap house October 13, 2010