Glass Syndrome

A pedophile who knowingly and willingly engages in sexual activity with minors but refuses to acknowledge their mistake and take responsibility by dodging and deflecting questions and evidence.

Or..

A pedophile who refuses to acknowledge another pedophile's actions, knowing that if they do, they will be labeled as such.

Timothy is dodging responsibility for speaking to a minor; he must have Glass Syndrome.

by Moon&Soot April 4, 2025

Dino-Syndrom

Das Dino-Syndrom ist eine schwere Krankheit, die für einen Typen steht, der einen anderen Vater hat, als er denkt, ist 150 cm „groß“ ist und so verdammt hässlich. Oh, fast vergessen, er stinkt!

z.B.:
„Hey guys ich expose Frauen“
„Guck mal wie hässlich ich bin, ich hab das Dino-Syndrom“

by DinoKelb May 8, 2023

Bienstockholm syndrome

Bienstockholm syndrome is an emotional response to the alluring effects of finance punk. It happens to some Instagram users when they have positive feelings towards content posted by internationally renowned artist-provocateur Alex Bienstock.

“I’ve been lost in the scroll for the last three hours. I’m late to work. I think I have the Bienstockholm syndrome.”

by Bienstockaddict69 February 2, 2022

Robin Williams Syndrome

A mental disorder that causes a person to constantly make unfunny jokes but once in a blue moon come out with a banger.

"Bro why tf are u so unfunny most the time but then sometimes come out with a banger"
"I was diagnosed with Robin Williams Syndrome"

by Meteonexp November 9, 2023

The Syndrome

The embodiment of the anti-funk, defeated only by weaponized funk, such as a a Bop Gun, or in the absence of funk armaments, calling upon the might of the Grand Galactic Federation of Funk itself. It permeates like a virus knocked up a wave, and must be stamped out where ever it is found.

When The Syndrome is around, don't let your guard down, all you got to do is call on the funk.

by JoeBlocks June 11, 2019

PND Syndrome

This is also known as, "Person Nearest the Door Syndrome." This rarely fatal but often times annoying syndrome occurs when your desk is nearest to the main door to your office. This awkward location paired with visitors coming in and looking to you as the office Receptionist can surmount and lead to some frustrating symptoms.

Symptoms of PND Syndrome include but are not limited to: daily irritability, mild to severe headaches, loss in productivity, interrupted lunch breaks, fake smiling, loss of enthusiasm, distaste for visitors, and difficulty focusing.

"Did you hear about Janet in accounting? She assaulted a UPS guy with a stapler this morning."
"Yeah, I've heard she's been having some real bad PND Syndrome."

by ChadVision4.0 July 30, 2019

American Derangement Syndrome

Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).

European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome

by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021