Cock Snogger

Someone who enjoys spending their time passionately kissing the male reproductive organ.

Person 1- "Will Joel be meeting us at the pub tonight?".

Person 2- "No, he's too busy being a cock snogger"

by Classic Kaka August 14, 2019

Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

cock smoker

someone who smokes cocks

"wow darrel you fucking cock smoker"

by my name darrel-_- April 25, 2021

Cock Merchant

1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.

2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.

1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."

2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."

by Smaug the Unassesably Wealthy April 2, 2022

Cannon Cock

A chode cock

Friend 1: "I have a massive penis"
Friend 2: "No I have seen your cannon cock, its just wide"

by Angery Goomba Except not March 1, 2020

Cock

An asshole; douche

Jeff: It's raining outside. Can you give me a ride?
Tom: No, stop being a bottom feeder.

Jeff: You're a cock!

by Light_of_the_night_232 November 7, 2019

Cock and ball torture

Kinky

You should try it
Definitively look it up
You’ll love it

Cock and ball torture is my favoritE

by EmiAndArrow July 30, 2022