turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

Sex Vision

The feeling of being horny and seeing women as more attractive.

Dude, her titties looking way fatter than usual. think my sex vision is acting up.

by bigtittygothmilf_ April 07, 2021

Battle of the Sexes

An event thrown by the UH Alphas gives students a space to debate hot takes, argue popular topics, and voice their opinions.

Usually hosted during Alpha week or UH Homecoming.

Dakota: Hey are you going to Battle of the Sexes?

Jake: Yeah, I have to put the "As a man" comments to rest.

by AlphaGuy1971 October 10, 2022

Battle of the sexes

Us faggots versus them bull dykes.

We were marching into the battle of the sexes, and I was probably just as scared as all these other cocksuckers, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! And I never felt so alive.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022

Battle of the sexes

A bloody mess.

Before the battle of the sexes, we were all on the front line marching, and I was probably just as scared as any other dude to fight a bunch of dykes, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! I've never felt so alive.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Ranked Competitive Sex

The opposite of Casual Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."

by Cousin Throckmorton December 11, 2023

Supa Sex

The state of being partially horny while in the mood to encourage others to become horny. Though this may not be always the case, a person can be Supa Sex by simply just being too good for the other person you are accusing. It is also a social status of asserting your dominance over another individual. ez this is legit to good skill issue

I really wished he was Supa Sex enough for me...

by aaronreallydoxxedme December 07, 2020