Closet shower

When two people partake in the act to play house and get naked and get in the closet and act like they are taking a shower. Lesbians may try to talk you into this.

A) shavelle, wanna play closet shower?

B) I haven't had a good closet shower in awhile.

by Ford Davis November 26, 2011

closet adjacent

A male who displays homosexual tendancies, but still has sex with women.

Don: "Hey. Have you met that Johnny kid? That guys seems pretty gay."
Ray: "Yeah, but he's banging my sister, so maybe he's closet adjacent."

by Nicholas Pappermen July 10, 2011

Closet Cheater

Someone who cheats, but is too much of a pussy to do it obviously. They'll attempt to look legitimate, usually in avoidance of a ban. When accused, it's highly common that these guys will throw swears and slurs at you.

LegitPlayer01: Hey, your top player is a closet cheater.
N0TACHEATER: FUCK YOU MAN YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT WHORE

by WMGXX March 25, 2025

Closet Hotel

A hotel where a couple goes to swing or have sex with others

“Yo my wife wants to go to the closet hotel to get plowed you wanna join?”

by FareallyZather February 9, 2023

Closet Tired

When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.

Wow, I'm really closet tired right now. I should go to bed.

by SomeRandomGayGuy January 13, 2019

Open Door Closet

When your friend claims their straight but has sex with a transgender that identifies to the opposite gender of the friend

“ I thought he was straight. I can’t believe he had sex with a transgender woman.”

“ I guess he’s an Open Door Closet”

by Fantasic? Wait say that again September 2, 2025

the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023