Phantom Tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 8, 2024

Phantom Stroke

When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.

Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.

by Jyds December 30, 2022

Phantom Buzz

The feeling of nostalgia or euphoria after consuming a non-alcoholic beverage that closely mimics the taste and aroma of an alcoholic drink.

Man I miss drinking, lets crack open some 0.0% Heinekens and catch that phantom buzz

by ItsmeTrigo January 6, 2025

Phantom Cock

What a woman feels after they've fingered themself to the image of being fucked by a hot dude

Hannah: I felt phantom cock after I touched myself to the image of Jacob fucking me

by Lmao27 July 17, 2025

Phantom hands

DORIAN HAVILLARD

“Manon is a lucky girl”
Because of the Phantom hands

by 🐒 December 29, 2020

Phantom Cum

When one feels a sensation of busting a nut but little to no cum is actually released

Jim: Yo! I swore I just came, why don't I see anything?

Joe: That's called Phantom Cum, you just felt the sensation.

by MeowMan191919 July 6, 2025

Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.

“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”

by android-app August 31, 2023